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Post by Bentastic on May 24, 2004 21:00:26 GMT -5
I have to turn in my peach of running for pesident by friday. AND I NEED IDEAS!! Any idea's are great, just help me! Oh, and I will most likely be dressing up for it.
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Post by Bolivian Pride on May 24, 2004 21:37:30 GMT -5
OKAY! Time to put my stupidity to work!!!
My fellow peoples, and others, and thoes who think they are peoples but are not. I am here today to present myself to all of you in hopes of becoming class president of 2004 to 2005. I've never been a president of anything, other than my own fan club, but i think i might have the potential to possibly do a semi-decent job. I know that the other canidates have goals, and ideas about the future of Mount Si High School. I on the other hand do not. For the most part i just want to keep order as well as help people out who need help... Well, not really. Oh and i lied before, i guess i do have somethings that i would like to do: (Tell me what some of your goals are and i'll write about them.)
And thus concludes my speech...(Look down and flip over the paper, make sure some people have started clapping)
Wait! Stop! There's more! I just saw that i needed to flip over the piece of paper. (Wait for laughter, and if no one laughed act like everyone did laugh anyways.)
Well, now that i have identified my hopes, dreams, goals, fantasys, and spilled my soul to you people! So you better be happy!!!(take several deep breaths) I hope that i have swayed, moved, or confused you in some way that will better MY chances at getting what I want... Er... What you want... Uhh... What we ALL what!
The End(and when i say The End i mean i want you to say The End)
If you need more i can do more. I hope you like! ;D
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Zero
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Post by Zero on May 25, 2004 1:40:57 GMT -5
Be sure to mention flaming penguins. Good.
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Post by Bolivian Pride on May 25, 2004 1:43:26 GMT -5
Ah yes, i cannot forget the penguins. As soon as ben gives me some more info i'll plug in the penguins.
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Post by icedt on May 25, 2004 20:46:31 GMT -5
 ben, be sure to get some advertising for this site in there!
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Post by Bentastic on May 25, 2004 21:10:33 GMT -5
i thought about it, but i would probably get in trouble, like i did last time i tried to advertise it
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Post by Bentastic on May 26, 2004 1:25:46 GMT -5
I think I'm going to start out by saying, "In the past, there have been a lot of presidents who havn't done much. I hope to keep that tradition."
will people laugh? i dont want to look like a dork
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Post by Bolivian Pride on May 26, 2004 1:33:17 GMT -5
YES! That is an even better opening line than mine! Bwahahahahahahahah!!! That's awesome.
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Post by Bolivian Pride on May 26, 2004 1:35:23 GMT -5
Oh and remember you have to finish off your speech with the double peace signs in the air, and tucking you neck into your body and frowning, like Richard Nixion. He's my favorite president because he was so funny.
"I am not a crook. I am not a crook..."
~Richard Nixon
Bwahahahahahahah!!!
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art
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Post by art on May 26, 2004 20:32:27 GMT -5
That's brilliant Ben. Who cares if people laugh? THat's the point! People aren't good to vote for some stiff prick, they'll vote for the relaxed, funny prez. I think I'm going to start out by saying, "In the past, there have been a lot of presidents who havn't done much. I hope to keep that tradition." will people laugh? i dont want to look like a dork |
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Post by Dead Jim on May 27, 2004 0:19:29 GMT -5
Ben you have to be confident.......it's all in the delivery. You have to play down to them, not up. Go out there and say the best speech you can, not trying to meet there aproval, you'll get that on your own, and don't pause for laughter unless it starts....
then you'll do fine
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Anna
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Post by Anna on May 27, 2004 0:45:48 GMT -5
if all else fails, look hott. and wear your spong bob suit.
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Post by Dead Jim on May 27, 2004 0:46:39 GMT -5
That too could work
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Anna
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Post by Anna on May 27, 2004 0:48:04 GMT -5
i know. thats why i said it.
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Post by Bentastic on May 27, 2004 0:48:24 GMT -5
i'm going to wear a costume - but not spongebob
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ben, be sure to get some advertising for this site in there! 
